Healthy Behavior

So after that whole mess, I put 100 mill a piece on AT&T and GM. After all, they make the most money on porn…they'll never go broke. As for the difference, it's nice and comfy all over the planet. Which leads to the beautiful puppies you see before ya and the make-up and the whole nine. Ooooh, lemme get started on that story before I come sitting here.

You see, I've always thought about chicks with dicks, especially being a chick with a dick fucking another regular chick. I dunno why, but I have. It seems that from the time I started getting into girls and all that, the idea of a shemale fucking a female has been there. It wasn't to the exclusion of everything else. I mean, I had my share of wet dreams featuring Kim Basinger or Janet Jackson or whatever chick who was the flavor of the month. It's not like I didn't date girls, though to typical geek success, or like one of the guys on talk shows who've always felt female. No knock to them, but it just wasn't me.

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"Now let me get this straight. I'm sitting here with a wealthy ex-dot-commer with his..er, her tits sticking out, looking like a Playboy model, yet you're trying to tell me you don't feel feminine?"

"Yes."

"This is a whopper. I gotta hear this story."

"This is unbelievable. I go for a cover story, and I end up with some worthy of Jerry Springer or the National Enquirer."

"Now that you mention it, that stage manager on the show was on the National Enquirer and is the main guy responsible for the mess we see today. Shall I continue?"

*suck* "Lemme hear this shit. I get paid either way."

"Thanks for the enthusiasm."

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Well, the drive to this bod began with my time with Yahoo. By the time I got to them, I sublimated my weird sexual tastes and had gotten on with my middling dating life. Mack of the year, I wasn't. Anyway, in my spare time, I got to wandering through the newsgroups. I read this one story about this voluptuous shemale being teased and tortured by these women.