A Sissy (S)exercise Fantasy

While I was doing that, a big-ass pickup truck backed into the space next to. The driver made me a little nervous, especially when he climbed down out of the cab, but he just smiled and waited patiently. When I was done, he asked if he could have it, and even handed me a quarter to split the cost. His tone was so warm and so polite, I wondered for a moment if he might be the man to fuck me silly, but when I thanked him for the change, his whole demeanour changed.

I took the hint and quickly got on my bike. As I pedaled away from the pump, I heard him mutter, "Fucking sissy faggot. Oughta be forced to wear a sign, I tell ya."

Suddenly, the flat tire was the best part of my morning. Sure, it may not have been meant as a compliment, but he'd just validated my sissy femininity in a way that no mirror ever could. I was tempted to ride back and blow him a thank-you kiss, but I knew that would be pressing my luck.

I had a moment of fear as I pulled out of the gas station and saw a police SUV turn the corner behind me, but he passed me by without incident. I wasn't wearing a helmet, and the light on my bike had needed fresh batteries for over a year. Neither was enough to get me a ticket, but I'd had a few stern warnings over the years, and I didn't feel like putting an end to my morning exercise for something so boring as a lecture quite so quickly.

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When I finally pulled into the park, my chest was sore, my legs were rubbery, and I was completely out-of-breath. Clearly, I was in worse shape than I thought. I spotted a police SUV parked in the church parking lot across the street, and idly wondered if it was the same one that had passed me earlier, but didn't think much of it. The cops were always parked there, and I felt a little better knowing there were watching eyes to protect me in case some macho runners decided to take offense to sharing the track with an effeminate sissy.

That was assuming, of course, he was the kind of cop to give a damn, instead of turning a blind eye to a little pride-bashing.