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Candy's Treats
"Hi, I'm Candy," the pretty blonde Latina said to me as I sat alone in the casino bar. She had a nice pretty face and a great body with a store bought pair of dd's. I knew the moment she sat down that she was a pro. Five straight years in Vegas at the show had taught me how to spot them in... Read full Story
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My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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MY TS FOXXY & VENUS LUX FANTASY
Alyssa Gomez and Venus Lux were visiting Newark, NJ and decided to have lunch in the restaurant that I work in. It was a rainy day. The seductive pair were returning back to their suite in the Courtyard Marriott, but not before grabbing a bite to eat. Alyssa and Venus sat the bar and ordered a coupl... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
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La Mujer Trans más feliz del mundo.
- Porfavor, no pares Gaby! - Le gritaba yo, completamente llena de placer, mientras a 4 patas aguantaba sus grandes embestidas, a la par que mis grandes tetas chocaban entre sí. - Ya casi me voy a venir Juanita! - Dijo ella, mientras trás de mi daba todo de si para hacerme sentir en el paraiso, s... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in
Monday morning 6:00 am and I am just awakening, and I realize a naked body beside me has her arm around me, we are both naked. My wife Lydia is out of town to a seminar, and this adorable brunette perky tits and lovely eyebrows, beautiful lips slightly pink, sleeping beside me. Joanne and I had spen... Read full Story
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tiffanylondontv becomes a captive slave prisoner and whored out
I had connected with Master X on a BDSM Fetish contact site. He was the owner of a fetish store and he said that he had been on the BDSM for several years. He had carefully studied my own profile and had seen that I had an immense interest in being used like a slut, being covered head to toe in... Read full Story
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My best friend turned trans.....so I fucked him - Part 1
Theres a bit of history to this one so strap in! I started hanging out with this group of kids in my area when I was 12 years old, we did all the typical stuff you can imagine young kids getting up to (played football, chased girls etc...) over the years I became really good friends with one of the ... Read full Story
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What Lies Beneath (Part 2)
A RENDEZVOUS WITH SUZY – What Lies Beneath (Part 2) We woke in the morning, showered and dressed before going down to make breakfast. Mia must have planned this all with the girls in advance because she had packed a small suitcase with some day clothes for us both. The sun was streaming throu... Read full Story
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First time in Key West
I've always been fascinated by shemales.  Aside from having an overall appreciation for how the male member in general functions and, when properly stimulated, pulses and pumps...cum spewing from the tip.  I've watched any number of webcam shows where guys jerk off.  And yeah, I've wa... Read full Story
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Shawshan part2
The summer weather has finally let up and cool evenings where you need a sweater are among my favorite times of the year. Charlene left now from prison and served her time for drug possession. We had become close friends as well as cellmates over the last few months. She no longer cuts her hair as ... Read full Story
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Darling Nikki
Chapter 1 - The Setup "I'm going to catch him!" Samantha thought to herself as she looked at her disheveled panty drawer. She now had proof that her roommate, Nick, had been wearing her clothes, but had to catch him in the act. She did a search online for ideas on how to catch him. She ... Read full Story
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Deep trouble
I'm at a bar, it must've been a weeknight because it was sparsely crowded. I'm having a few drinks (more than a few but), there is music playing, people are kinda dancing. This beautiful blonde about maybe 5'7'' comes in all alone. Sexy little thing with big dick sucking lips, huge breasts squashed ... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Devastating and dominating
Tracy drove the black SUV with her friend Miss K in the passenger side, both of them struggling not to be bored to sleep with the monotonous countryside I-64, the scenery broken up only by the occasional road sign or truck stop. The Madonna CD thumping in the stereo helped matters though, the t... Read full Story
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I meet my new Mistress for the first time
I was feeling excited about and looking forward to Friday night. The reason for this was that I intended to dress up as my alter ego, Tania Harvey, and to go for a night out to a club nearby that is popular with TG’s, TV’s and other like minded people. I took a lot of care and attention over the way... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Just another Saturday appointment at my Hair Salon
After I applied my makeup and jewelry, the young salon clerk helped me slip into a skin-tight black latex catsuit, with a crotch zipper from front to back. The 2 beauticians then used shiny duct tape to secure my wrists to the salon chair arm rests. They then spread, elevated, and taped my ankles to... Read full Story
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Sortie en sex shop avec copine ravestie a Avignon
Bonjour à tous, Je rencontre des travesties depuis plus de 20 ans et je me suis enfin décidé à raconter quelques une de mes plus belles rencontres. Ma première histoire est celle d'une sortie en sex-shop à Avignon. Il y a des photos de cette sortie dans ma galerie "avec copines trav" et en bas... Read full Story
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My shemale GF Part 2
So today she, her name is Christy, she wanted to do something kinky, very kinky I said that's fine. We cleaned up, she went into her closet, which was filled with dildos, butt plugs, sexy clothing, fleshlights, cock rings, paddles, lube, videos, magazines, bdsm things, and a fuck machine. She came o... Read full Story
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Andrea CD: La Primera (y 2ª Parte)
Llegué al bloque de Andrea a las cuatro menos cinco. Espere a que fuese la hora acordada para llamarla y decirle que ya había llegado. Me indico el bloque y el piso y la puerta. En aquella construcción eran cuatro los bloques de viviendas, lo que dio cierta confianza en cuanto a pasar desapercibido.... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
As you must read part one of this story, one of the most interesting and attractive T-girls I have met is sleeping beside me in my motel room after a wonderful evening of being together. Beth awakened around 4am and got up to go to the bathroom. She was brushing her teeth and heard me stirring, I di... Read full Story
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The Tip for A Tip
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com Thank you. Now Enjoy! COVID had shook up my world pretty bad. Furloughed from my day job, I had to make ends meet. I started doing food delivery for the local ride share company... Read full Story
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Why does cock look so good on a girl ?
Horny and looking for something to jerk off on, of started surfing porn sites looking for just the right hottie. Pornstar Christie Lee really gets my juices going so I clicked on her. I started watching the video I was familiar with and knew would get me off when I decided to check out all her video... Read full Story
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PRIS DANS UNE NOUVELLE VIE
C'était mardi soir, ce qui signifiait que Lena se préparait pour son cours d'aérobic. Bien qu'elle ne travaillait pas, elle était certainement occupée à construire et à maintenir une vie sociale et à faire en général les choses qu'elle voulait. Il n'y avait pas un jour où Lena n'avait pas fait qu... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 2
Lola Chapter 2: A couple? It wasn't as if we were together. We had jerked off together once, and of course we slept in separate rooms, but I slept restlessly that night. Dreamed something scary that I couldn't remember in the morning. I didn't have work scheduled that day so I took it easy. When ... Read full Story
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Catching Up with A Former T-Gurlfriend
I was jogging one Saturday morning at well known West L A park. I was jogging kind of fast almost sprinting when I came up on woman jogging slower than me. I almost ran into her as I was running. She moved out of my way I slowed down and apologized for being rude. That's when I realized she was a fo... Read full Story
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Im Porno Kino meinem ersten TS Kontakt
Das Kino Mascotte in Basel, So viel habe ich schon gehört vom Sex Kino Mascotte, Das ich es eigentlich jetzt selber mal sehen wollte und mir mein eigenes Bild davon mache. Also machte ich mich auf den weg in das Kino, und das schon am Samstag um 13:00 Uhr! ja früh weil ich erst mal sehen wollte w... Read full Story
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Swallowing My First Shemale
Nitromethane It's been a couple of years now that I've been intrigued by shemales, and though I've met up with a few I've met online, I've still not gone any further than some stroking or letting them blow me. I'm not sure what my hangup is, since I can't seem to stop watching these gorgeous gir... Read full Story
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DEVENIR CASSIE
L'argent était difficile à trouver dans notre foyer. Être l'aînée de quatre enfants et ma mère étant une mère célibataire mettent nos ressources à rude épreuve. Nous avons rarement eu de l'argent supplémentaire dans notre famille à dépenser pour des choses comme manger au restaurant ou aller au ciné... Read full Story
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"SISSIFIED": 12 JOURS DE SISSY-MAS
JOUR 1: mardi 25 C'était le matin de Noël quand j'ai entendu frapper à ma porte, ce qui était, bien sûr, très étrange à dix heures du matin. À midi, j'allais chez ma famille pour Noël, et j'avais rarement des visiteurs inattendus. Toujours dans ma robe, je me dirigeai vers la porte et fus s... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 5
Lola chapter 5 Summer vacation was coming to an end. Most of the time we had been to ourselves, mostly at home but also a couple of shorter trips. Beer tasting in Stockholm's archipelago, a trip to the west coast, overnight stays in hotels, everywhere we were received like any other couple. A fam... Read full Story
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Steve
So on AFF, I used to be gold but guys will just hit you up, sooo I got hit up by an 8in boy. Wasn't sure I'd want to prep up an 8 so I didn't get all ripped up, but nice profile and a fucks a fuck sometimes. What to wear to get cum in tonight? Still pretty warm, I'll go mini with tighter leotard (mo... Read full Story
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The formidable weapon of women,
The formidable weapon of women, After five years of marriage, my desire for my wife having greatly diminished, she decided to take control of my sexuality. A female association transformed her in a few months into a perfect dominatrix both physically and cerebrally. Every night before bed, sh... Read full Story
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Liberty in Lisbon Part 1
My wife and I started to plan early retirement. We planned to take trips and live in various parts of the world for a few months here and there. Of course enjoy the grand kids more. Then my world changed. All plans out the window. I was suddenly by myself. The thing I wanted to get away from most, m... Read full Story
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Making A Man Out Of Tommy
I have two good friends, Brad and Matt who are actually my fuck buddies. Both of them travel for work, so they tend to be gone a couple of months at a time. I have a key to their apartment, so I can let myself in for sex when they are home and to bring in the mail when they are not. I also get to us... Read full Story
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Who's She?
School had been a bore for Tony. He was a bright lad and didn't have to work too hard to get through classes unnoticed by the teachers and class mates. He had plenty of friends but no one close. He didn't excel in sports or academically. He had picked up a few good exam results but had decided that ... Read full Story
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My lusty landlord
Gopal Reddy has been my landlord for about 7 years now. I rented his flat back in 2015 at Whitefield, Bangalore and have been staying there with my mom. Gopal Reddy and his wife Manjula are from Anantapur, Andhra Pradesh and they keep visiting us whenever they come down to Bangalore. Both of them... Read full Story
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Son fils se transforme en Sarah
Cela faisait quelques années folles. Il y a seulement 5 ans, je me suis présenté à ma mère comme étant un travesti. Elle avait été très accueillante, ne posant pas beaucoup de questions mais tant que j'étais heureuse, c'était tout ce qui comptait. Elle n'a pas dit si elle savait qu'e... Read full Story
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LE DISPOSITIF DE TRANSFORMATION
Certains appellent le Dr Sanderson un fou ; il se dit un génie, de toute façon il ne faut pas le prendre à la légère. Il est sur la bonne voie pour devenir milliardaire grâce à sa nouvelle invention, il l'a simplement appelé, le dispositif de transformation. Il a 59 ans avec des cheveux bruns cou... Read full Story
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PLACARD SISSY FILS FAIT EN FILLE
Pourquoi étais-je à quatre pattes avec la bite de mon père dans mon cul et la chatte de ma sœur dans mon visage ? Eh bien, je ne savais pas que ma mère connaissait mon secret. Elle savait que j'avais porté la lingerie d'elle et de ma sœur. Tout a commencé quand un jour j'étais seul à la maison et... Read full Story
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Joy of crossdressing
I still can’t believe this happened. This wonderful encounter happened back in August 2022. Wow; I was totally taken by surprise (100% understatement) my friend and I were just out looking at Gurly shops like we do more and more often these days in the town of Colchester. I was wearing my cream ... Read full Story
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A SLUT is born...
I've always had this magnetic attraction to slender pointy hi-heel stilettos for as long as I can remember. Even when I was just a kid of around five years old, I used to get these strange feelings between my thighs every time I saw a young teenage girl strutting and teetering around on these f... Read full Story
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Las Vegas Swingers
It had been over 6 months since I seriously dated someone, and I was getting depressed and in a rut. I had directed my attention to my work and it kept me from feeling sad about my loss of someone I almost married. I had met a transsexual girl that absolutely adored, but she was tragically killed. (... Read full Story
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Manusha sleeping with a bank manager for loan approval
The incident of this story is almost 5 years old and this happened between me and a bank manager in a leading nationalized bank and you know for what he was demanding a favor from me? Hehehe.. That’s in the story..! This was in 2015 when I applied for a personal loan from one of the leading nati... Read full Story
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Klassenfahrt nach Köln
Diese Geschichte habe ich tatsächlich so erlebt. Es war mein erstes sexuelles Erlebnis überhaupt und es hat mich nachhaltig geprägt. Ich besuchte die 10. Klasse eines Gymnasiums einer norddeutschen Kleinstadt. Ich hatte zwar Interesse an Mädchen, hatte aber keinerlei Erfahrungen mit ihnen machen ... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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An Orgasmic Uber Ride
"Chris?" the Uber driver asked me after driving up and rolling down his window. "Yes," I replied and then I got into the passenger seat next to him. I usually ride upfront in Uber rides because I get car sick easily in the back. After fastening my seat belt we were off. The guy was older, maybe ... Read full Story
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PK Moosburg 26.04.22
Hallo ihr Lieben, heute war ich mal wieder seit langer Zeit im Pornokino in Moosburg. Coronaregeln sind aufgehoben, man(n) kann sich also wieder frei bewegen. Bin von der Arbeit aus direkt hingefahren, war so 15 Uhr. Auf der Arbeit habe ich meist meine Halterlosen und ein Spitzenhöschen an, das Ge... Read full Story
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My first TG lover
I first met Holli at the gymnasium of our apartment complex. Since it was around 6:00 am on a Sunday morning, I didn’t expect to see anyone that early. At first just like we all do, the customary good morning, small talk, and it usually stops there, but there was just something that drew my attentio... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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OTAGE DU CHANGEMENT
3 ans de bonheur conjugal. Cela après être sorti pendant 3 ans. Je savais que j'aurais pu faire bien pire. Nous étions heureux ensemble et l'entreprise que nous menions en partenariat avait pris d'assaut. Nous nous étions rencontrés au départ à l'école de design, nous avions sympathisé à la fois dan... Read full Story
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RETOUR ANTICIPÉ DE LA FEMME
Nous étions mariés depuis quatre ans lorsque ma femme a pris un nouveau travail, elle allait être la directrice d'une nouvelle maison de courtage d'assurances dans notre ville mais a dû passer quelques semaines d'orientation et de formation au siège social à 180 milles de là avant qu'elle pris la re... Read full Story
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Unexpected Twist
I'm a reporter for a regional newspaper in Germany, in my 30's and always in search of a good story. Last summer, while visiting a local pride festival for a short report, I got in contact with the regional queer community. A few months before, a new editor-in-chief took over in our office, a very c... Read full Story
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How it all began.....
It all started 7-8 years ago, coming home after a night out in the town and feeling horny... My shoe's left in a heap by the door and a trail of kebab meat leading up to my bedroom, I was knew that my happy wank time was about to commence. As soon as I got in my room my jacket was flung onto the... Read full Story
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Good Friends are the Best
This story takes place after I had been crossdressing and watching shemale porn for years. It all started out with me trying to avoid seeing men's cocks while watching porn so I tried lesbian porn and then found shemale fucking girls porn to be crazy sexy. After watching a lot of shemales fuck... Read full Story
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My Life as a Shemale Part5
I wore my new clothes now everyday, Sam and Tim helped make sure that I learned that my underwear was in the right place and I had this terrible habit of not keeping my legs together when I sat down. At night I was always wearing my nighty and it all just made me completely horny all the time and it... Read full Story
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The Magic of my first Blac Coc
Wow! This was my first real experience with Black Cock. it was right after my divorce. I was in my late twenties. I ran my ads as a crossdresser on a few dating sites and on Craigslist. I received a message on my AFF site from a member whose profile name was BBCRicky. My interest was immediately... Read full Story
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Big Changes
Big Changes Jess was getting tired of hearing about all the female problems his sisters or his girlfriend were having. It seemed all they talked about was their sore breasts or their cramps or their bloating. At times he would just tell them to keep their problems to themselves, that he ... Read full Story
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My Afternoon With Venus - Part I
It was a stunningly bright and clear Saturday morning when I left my house to head out and run some errands. Nothing big, just little odds-and-ends that had been building up that I needed to deal with someday and it seemed like this was as good a day as any ... little did I know how good the day wou... Read full Story
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Dressing and driving
A little about me, I'm married, and wife doesn't have a clue I like to dress up. I would love to have her know and accept it, but I don't think she would. I do cam and love to get instructions from people that are watching on cam. Am I a sub? I think I am. I like to drive dressed. When I take a driv... Read full Story
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smoking
Greg decided to go straight. I had to find a new place to live. A nice man, Pete, who I knew from the YMCA, offered me a place in his basement. He was going to rent it out. It was nice, full kitchen, bedroom, laundry room, living room and another space for anything I would need. His rent was che... Read full Story
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My adventure at the adult bookstore
I was horny as fuck the other afternoon. I had some time to kill so I hit squirt.org and fetlife seeing if there were any dudes needing a free blo-n-go. Nobody took me up. Sad face. I drove to the local adult book store that has video booths. I was sitting in the parking lot watching people go in... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 02 by derezzed ©
Chapter 2 – Taking the Next Step Into Depravity Michael hardly got any sleep that night. When he did his dreams were filled with images of Jenny and her large penis. He tossed and turned in frustration. As he rolled over for what felt like the thousandth time he was blinded by the sunlight that h... Read full Story
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Liberty in Lisbon Part 2
So here I was walking down the Av da Liberdade feeling very pleased with myself. I had just thoroughly enjoyed an experience I thought would only ever be in my dreams and, the best part, there was more to come [cum]. In fact I found myself humming the 59th Street Bridge Song. Life I love you feeling... Read full Story
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Wife makes me dress like a slut
Back in the 80's my wife and I did a lot of drugs ...she was super hot with long legs and loved to dress in stockings..short skirts...high heels and lots of makeup...and WOW could she suck and fuck !! One night when we were really loaded, she got me to let her dress me in her lingerie...panties,bra,... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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February 2nd
February 2nd. My first time being fucked in my ass. It was unbelievably satisfying but I want more. I was on a dating app for guys looking for guys. I was just curious never thought that I'll be longing for a dick in me. My first was so-so.. the 2nd time just a few hours after my first was fantasti... Read full Story
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a conversation
A conversation .... OMG only just seen you're profile and f...k me you are so horny just love you're sexy legs they look so good in dark nylon and that heavy makeup is just great talk about a fuck me doll you sure are one hot fuck me doll xxx By the way love the garden vid there is nothing lik... Read full Story
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Manusha's wedding and first night story
My dear fans, I am very happy to inform you all that I got married on Saturday, October 3, 2020, to Mr. Ranjan. My hubby is a bank officer, my hard-core fan, an admirer who has been following me for years together proposed me to get married to him just a month back. I was not really convinced... Read full Story
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The journey down the Rabbit Hole...
Nearly 30 years, living a double life. Sneaking around on two Xwives, several girlfriends, all to play with men.Play,and play and play. Responding to personal adds in the paper at first, then I found the Bath House. Wow, to a closeted homophobic acting oilfield lifestyle kind of guy, who could hide ... Read full Story
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HELPLESS TO MY CRAVING FOR BLACK COCK
This is a totally true account of my addiction to meth and its hand in turning me into the he[pless sissy I've become to my weakness for BBC. My name as a regular male is Richie Budd. But by reading this you'll soon realize that nothing is normal. Not only was I Richard Budd. I spent an equal, if ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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Ein Traum von einem perfekten Cruising-Erlebnis
Die meisten Elemente habe ich bereits beim Cruisen erlebt. Aber die Kombination aus all dem mal un einer Begegnung wäre traumhaft. Ich stehe im Duplexx in einer der Kabinen. Wie üblich trage ich nur BH, Höschen, Hemdchen, enges Top und Halsband. Meine Brüste kommen gut sichtbar zwischen BH und T... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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Father-in-law is my slave--001
Partly real partly fictional The sun shining down the room, I lazily opened the quilt, it has been cold for several days, I got up and looked at myself in the mirror, with a handsome face, but I was wearing a pink silk skirt pajamas and a pink silk low waist bag Pants, there are things in the pants... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Vanilla frosting and Napolean
I stumbled going up the stairs and tripped over myself planting my face right in the stupid cake I had made for the man I was eager to see, being the clumsy dumb ass that I am. Vanilla frosting all over my face, my lips swelled up, being that I am allergic to frosting. I wasn't planning on eating th... Read full Story