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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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T-Girl Rodeo
Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster... Read full Story
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How I sucked my first shemale cock
It was the beginning of the year 2023, in January, three days after New Year's Eve. I was driving home in the morning from a party 100 miles away from my hometown. On the highway, after going half the distance, I received a notification from my dating app, and I was like, "Oh, a new match", I'll che... Read full Story
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Masturbation fantasies: Amanda, queen of the peep show
A guy visits a peep show with unexpected results. As he gets to watch a girl with something special, he discovers his hidden desires. This story contains: peep show – voyeur – gloryhole - fake tits – group masturbation – male masturbation – shemale – frottage - titfucking When William finall... Read full Story
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Sexy Masturbation In Free Shemale Chat Rooms
Having had a long day at work and driving home enjoying the wonderful early fall sunset, I was starting to be kind of romantic… Maybe not that romantic, but I felt like having a nice girl next to me to cuddle and scoop with. The more I was thinking about cuddling and scooping, the needier I w... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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Porshe's Escapade Chapter 2
So I opened the last box and it was a very lifelike looking dildo and a note. The note read, To: Porsche From: Jane Here is an exact replica of Dick's dick, I wanted to share it with you since you share so much with us, enjoy. So I started walking up the stairs and sat down and inst... Read full Story
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sexy jane story
I love the idea being a crossdresser wearing women outfit bars in panties n sexy outfit not just for the sex I love sex being on my knees sucking cocks in getting fuck by a big cock see win I was very young I had sex with 3 guys one day they ask me will I suck there cocks in I sand yes we want insid... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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The Chronicles of Drodge Mallea
Drodge awoke feeling fuzzy headed and stiff. Actually, "awoke" wasn't quite right -- "came to was more like it. She sat up in the lavishly furnished boudoir, stretching her athletic 6-foot frame as she did. Running a hand though her short, thick copper locks, she slipped out of the... Read full Story
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Adventures of Shemale Sandra Part 2
Sandra thought about Jeff all through the next day. He had been her first, and she could still recall their experience as if it had happened only moments ago. She could feel his rough hands on her tender flesh; his sweat falling in beady drops on her soft belly; his stiffled grunts echoing in her ea... Read full Story
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HypnoSissy Partie 2
DEVENIR CUM SLUT Une fois habillé et James parti, Rose demanda: "Vous êtes-vous amusé?" Je hochai la tête. "Oui, bien que je me sente un peu gay." Rose secoua la tête. "Brian," gay "est juste un mot, comme" lesbienne ", ou" faggot "ou" gouine ". J'ai mangé la chatte et demandé aux filles... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story
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Ma femme et maintenant elle va me transformer en Sissy
Karen et moi sommes mariés depuis 28 ans. Nous avons eu nos hauts et nos bas, mais nous sommes restés fidèles et avons produit deux excellents sexe en conséquence. J'ai toujours été secrètement bi. J'ai été pris au piège de quelques accessions, mais j'ai résisté aux tempêtes et j'ai visité des relat... Read full Story
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A Dickgirl Part 2
Ginny was mortified. For the first time in her life she hated her body. Why the fuck did she have so little self-control? Why couldn't she hold her body back? Why couldn't she be like normal girls? She cried all the way home, her tears drenching her shirt. She stopped by the time she got home, bu... Read full Story
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Fucked by a Shemale
My names - and I would like to tell you about a very sexual experience I had recently. First I would like to tell you I’m 30 years old and never had a gay experience, until now. It was a Saturday night, me and my brother were round the local town, after a few too many beers my brother met a bi... Read full Story
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My Shemale Stepmother Part 1
My parents split up when I was eighteen, I was a little distressed by it but we had never been as close as some. Still, I didn't really see what had driven them apart so quickly and so thoroughly that they never even spoke any more. I guessed maybe one of them must have had an affair and that was re... Read full Story
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Shemale Maid
Colleen rushed through the mansion's open gate and headed towards the main door. She opened her mini leather bag and searched frantically for her keys, although she knew she was hopelessly late. Was it her third or fourth unsuccessful attempt in a row to get there on time? Or had there been more? Oh... Read full Story
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Father-In-Law Shemale Adventure
My wife's parents were visiting LA from back east. We live in a small one-bedroom apartment in the valley. She wanted them to stay with us but we didn't have room. They got a room in West Hollywood. My wife and her mom had gone shopping for the day. I was supposed to be at work but at the last momen... Read full Story
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Sudden Shemale
I woke up from the anaesthetic, still very groggy and uncertain. I couldn't remember anything, and my head and body ached terribly. I glanced around, trying to lift my head off the pillow, but it just didn't work. After a few minutes, I tried again, and this time I managed to stand up. I was ... Read full Story
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Valentine's Day Hot Encounter
On a beautiful, cold Saturday morning in Connecticut, I woke up tired and in a bad mood. I cleaned my room, fed the dog, and decided to take him for a walk to go to the store to get some smokes. As I walked, I was thinking to myself "Fuck. No Valentine's Date for me this year." I could ... Read full Story
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SHEMALE SEX IS THE BEST
I had been in sex with gays for 1 year, but had always been intrigued by those hot looking chicks who packed more than a pussy between their legs. I had no idea where to find one in Kanpur I was definitely bi-sexual, still seeing whores, and still going to gloryholes for my cocksucking needs. I w... Read full Story
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Why you should never cam
* Sorry for the poor writing but since it is the summer and I am taking sometime off to reflect before starting school next year I thought I would write up about what had happened to me the summer before. It is currently a work in progress and if spot any spelling mistakes or errors feel free to cor... Read full Story
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Mistress Jasmine made me a slave forever
I should have been honest. I mean I should have known that lies have short legs and now they had caught up with me. The worst was I had not only lost my place in my bed but had also lost my place with my wife. Somebody else occupied these places now. Let me tell you how everything went. More ... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 2
=-=-Chapter Six-=-= I woke up sometime later and I was feeling better, even a little hungry actually, and I wanted a shower and I needed to pee and...I cocked my head as I heard the unmistakable sounds of Mistress Stacy's bed moving. She had a large one, king sized, with old springs or somethi... Read full Story
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They Were Right
They were my friends, but I'd had sex with both of them. Not at the same time, but I had dated the one for a month and just started dating the other. So, although the thought had never crossed my mind before, I found myself dressed up as a girl for Halloween. After we had partied at a few clubs and ... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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My First Time Made Me A Slut
A true story of my first time. And why I so need a daddy now. The first time I went out dressed. I went to a bookstore in east Portland. As I got out of my car feeling the breeze up under my very short silky skirt, trying to pull it down as cars were wizzing by. I walked or should I say wobbled the... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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Salacious Sarah
Joe Dodge walked down bustling Market Street in Philadelphia in awe. Joe and his wife Tammy moved here 4 months ago from a small town in Alabama. The 24 year old man missed his hometown but at the same time he marveled at the sights in the big city. It was Friday evening, he always went straight hom... Read full Story
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Histoire d'une fille qui n'en est pas un
Les années d'enfance Je suis née le 25 décembre 1993, à 11h45 du soir. Je commençais donc par gâcher le réveillon de mes parents. Non ils étaient heureux disent ils. Ma sœur était née depuis 2 ans. Je ne me rappelle plus mais j'ai du être choquée quand j'ai vu tout ce bleu pour m'habiller, dans... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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La fille d'à côté
J'ai toujours aimé porter des vêtements pour femmes. Regarder des Playboys et des Penthouses avec des modèles presque nus portant des soutiens-gorge sexy, des culottes, des bas avec des jarretières, des talons hauts, etc. Éditeur de Hustler Magazine Bob Guccione a rapidement emboîté le pas. Les modè... Read full Story
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Bikini garçon
J'étais le garçon que mon père avait espéré après 3 filles avant moi. La vie dans notre maison à deux étages de la classe moyenne de banlieue était aussi normale que celle de n'importe qui d'autre. Mon père était un père aimant qui m'élevait et faisait les choses qu'un père aime faire avec son fils ... Read full Story
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SISSY, HYPNOTISÉ
Il avait fallu six mois pour en arriver là. En sortant de la salle de bain, je me vis dans le miroir en pied et frissonnai. J'étais rasé sous les sourcils, sans poils et lisse, à l'exception d'une jolie piste d'atterrissage au-dessus de ma cage de chasteté verrouillée. À part la cage... Read full Story
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A LA DÉCOUVERTE DE L'AMBRE ⚧️
J'ai toujours aimé la lingerie féminine. De regarder des catalogues à voir des copines le porter, j'ai adoré le look et la sensation de la lingerie sexy et soyeuse, mais pour moi, cela a toujours été plus profond. À 18 ans, j'ai essayé ma première paire de culottes, oh mon Dieu, c'était merveilleux ... Read full Story
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TRANSFORMÉ ⚧️ ⚧️
J'ai été conduit dans le bureau de M. Sharad. Ce travail allait complètement transformer ma vie ! Je pourrais rembourser mes dettes et commencer l'hypothèque. Ma voiture ne serait pas saisie, et je ne serais pas mis sur liste noire. Tout tournait autour de ce travail. Je n'avais même pas postulé pou... Read full Story
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LA CRÉATION DE MONICA ⚧️ ⚧️
Je savais. En regardant en arrière maintenant, je me rends compte que j'ai toujours su. Je n'ai jamais rien fait à ce sujet, jusqu'à ce que je sois prêt mentalement, émotionnellement et physiquement. Je suis né Matthew J. Smith au milieu des années 70 en Amérique centrale aux États-Unis. J'ai grandi... Read full Story
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LE GARÇON DE LA BOUTIQUE DE LINGERIE
"Asseyez-vous Robert", m'a demandé Mme Conley. C'était une femme plutôt grossière et autoritaire qui s'en sortait pour 50 ans, je dirais. J'ai fait ce qu'on m'avait dit et j'ai attendu qu'elle - une responsable principale des réclamations à la bourse du chômage où j'ai "signé" pour réclamer mes allo... Read full Story
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David to Dee
"Dave," she purred, "you know you can tell me anything. Surely you know you can trust me not to judge you by your fantasies." He was squirming under her touch, his eyes tightly shut, trying to avoid telling her his deepest secrets on the one hand, and on the other, hoping beyo... Read full Story
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Changling
‘My goodness!’ she exclaimed, ‘It appears that you've had an accident, youngster. You'd better come home with me so that we can make you presentable. It's quite safe, 'cos I live in the big house in the woods on the other side of the hill behind the toilets. Come along, now,’... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Spankys mother cloths torn off on stage reveal she has cockoc
Erotic website remake of the little Rascals short film remake of Beginners Luck. The audience is laughing hysterically at Spanky attempts to open his stuck helmet. Spankys mother, a blonde beauty peeks out at the audience from the stage wing, as the crowd’s loud laughter, nervously biting her finge... Read full Story
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LE GARÇON DE LA BOUTIQUE DE LINGERIE ⚧️ ⚧️
"Asseyez vous Robert", m'a demandé Mme Conley. C'était une femme plutôt grossière et autoritaire qui s'en sortait pour 50 ans, je dirais. J'ai fait ce qu'on m'avait dit et j'ai attendu qu'elle - une responsable principale des réclamations à la bourse du chômage où j'ai "signé" pour réclamer mes allo... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Shemale Porn
Nowadays, I masturbate exclusively to shemale porn. Like most guys, I started out reading, then watching, straight pornography. Sure, there was the titillation of happening across a cross-dressing tale in the glossy flesh mags, but they were for a ‘straight’ readership, and didn’t quite scratch that... Read full Story
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My Life as a Shemale Part9
It is now almost a year later and I am a year older, my hormone treatment has been going on for some time. The short version of the past few months seems some of the most poignant in my life but not conducive to this readership. My skin was getting softer, my body hair lighter and most important to ... Read full Story
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I and the old man's story 后面中文
I am from Chongqing, a boy who loves his father. When I was young, my neighbor aunt always said I looked like my sister, like a beautiful girl. At that time, my family was relatively poor. My Sister, my parents, and my family of four lived in public rental housing of less than 30 square meters. Star... Read full Story
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Masturbation fantasies 2: Looking for Amanda
Previously: William, a young lawyer who has no luck with women, decide he needs some relief from a live girl. Scared of going with a prostitute, he decides to try out a peep show first. Without knowing that the stripper he chose is kind of special, he ends up in a show with a shemale called Amanda w... Read full Story
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Lady Regina
I know that many say that I I’m a coward because I am comfortable living in the closet as a part time female and not expressing my special female side completely. My friends all tell me to go out and have fun and not worry about what people say or think. In spite of that, and because of the prudish... Read full Story
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MON SECRET RÉVÉLÉ ⚧️ ⚧️
C'etait ma propre faute. Comment ai-je pu être si stupide ? Je m'appelle Karl. J'ai démarré une entreprise Internet il y a douze ans. J'avais travaillé comme représentant d'un fabricant pour une maison de courtage spécialisée dans les marchandises importées. Je pensais que mon entreprise ne faisa... Read full Story
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A Night of Lust
I was out at a night club with a few friends, and we were there for for a while before I noticed this sexy, rather short girl across from me at the bar looking over. I could tell, even from this distance that there was something special about her, I wasn’t sure what that was quite yet though. The mo... Read full Story
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Best session with a T Girl
I like T-Girls. Recently had a chance to go to Costa Rica for work. While I was there I decided to see what Costa Rica had to offer in this department. There is quite a good amount of girls to select from. I started texting this Tgirl and we set a time. I got ready and headed over. It was a Hotel th... Read full Story
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My Seductive Secret (True Story)
During my childhood, me and my brother used to play with two other boys who were our neighbors every weekend. One day we decided to wrestle, and I took on the youngest one, (he was about 2 years younger than me, like my brother) and we wrestled in the shed while my bro and his bro (who was my age) w... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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My best friend turned trans.....so I fucked him - Part 1
Theres a bit of history to this one so strap in! I started hanging out with this group of kids in my area when I was 12 years old, we did all the typical stuff you can imagine young kids getting up to (played football, chased girls etc...) over the years I became really good friends with one of the ... Read full Story
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Two CD's the first time we meet.....
We are meeting for the first time since talking online. I want to dress for you gurl, I want to feel as you do, I want to be your slut, your slave of desire. My panties are a sheer white, my hard cock can be seen ever so pressing against them, I rub myself for you as you watch, drooling now. Hand... Read full Story
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Making Shemale Vanity Tube Your Homepage Is A Great Idea!
It all started as a joke. My roommates at the time pulled a prank on me and made Shemale Vanity Tube my homepage. You see, I was about to hook up with this chick one night so they sneaked inside my room before we got there and made that change. Once I turned on my screen in search for some sexy musi... Read full Story
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R Is for Rita
After my debts began to mount, college fees and all that, one of my mates from Brum suggested I try to earn a little extra cash. I was surprised when he told me how. He said he'd done it and ended up with a couple of hundred extra most weeks, sometimes just for an evening's work. "It's easy,... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
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Shemale Prostate Orgasmic Bliss!!!!
if she wanted breasts." "Oh no. That's the amazing part. The more I dressed him the more feminine he became. By now I'd moved him her and her clothes into the other bedroom. She wasn't happy with that but we came to an agreement; I'd milk her once a week and she... Read full Story
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TV FELLATION SALOPE POUR LES NOIRS ⚧️
Ma femme était absente de la ville depuis quelques semaines récemment et je n'avais aucune relation sexuelle. J'ai essayé de me retenir, mais lors d'une nuit particulièrement excitante, j'ai pensé que j'irais dans un bar comme distraction si rien d'autre. Je me suis habillé d'un pantalon et d'une ch... Read full Story
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How I Became a Girl
My name is now Stephanie, once it was Stephen. I would like to relate how I was turned into a girl (really a transvestite slave) by the beautiful young lady who has become my mistress. I have always felt that I should have been born a female. I definitely have female traits. I have a very feminine... Read full Story
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My First and Last Girlfriend Part 3
I was lying completely naked on the bed, with my dick in a semi erect position, and she was next to me, playing with my hairless balls, and sliding from time to time her middle finger under them caressing all the way to my ass and then right back. I kept my eyes closed, and enjoyed every secon... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads part 2
My mother kicked Frankie out and swore that he was the last loser she would ever date. She believed that we were still having sex, and she was right. Pure raw animal lust drove us, and It was even better when we sneaked and got. That nervous adrenaline mixed with my passion and made me super horny a... Read full Story
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Buffy the Shemale Vampire Slayer Part 13
Buffy's cock slipped out of Baubo's mouth, and she licked the smooth skin of the stiff, elongated shaft with her tongue. Baubo had no hands, but, even so, she was a superb cock sucker. More than once, she brought the Slayer to the brink of orgasm, then backed off, letting Buffy's sexual passion abat... Read full Story
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My Lesbian Shemale Adventure
I had worked a day shift - I got off at about 5 and wanted to go do something. My two buddies, Niles and Will, were there and they asked me if I had ever been to this little bar in the same strip mall as the club I worked in. I hadn't. It looked dingy and dark from the outside, and since I didn't dr... Read full Story
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Anastasia's Life
Chapter 1: Humbling Beginnings My story starts where most every crossdresser's story starts. It starts somewhere around the time I was an infant. I can remember, not to mention being told several thousand times that my choice of toys as a child was dolls, strollers, dress up and tea parties, Barb... Read full Story
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A slutty cd needing to get used
Crossdressing is something I have done in ll for many years. It's purely sexual and it gives me a thrill. I made plans with a guy to meet up and play. So I put on a slutty outfit underneath my clothes. I get to his house and take off my outer clothes in his bedroom. So now I have on a short skirt,... Read full Story
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HOSPITALITÉ DU SUD
Ash regarda sa mère, incrédule quant à ce qu'elle venait de dire. Il comprenait la prémisse de base de ce qui s'était passé, mais le raisonnement qu'elle avait dû le déconcerter. "Pourquoi ?! Pourquoi ferais-tu ça ?!" Il a plaidé, la voix légère et désespérée. Elle haussa l... Read full Story
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Playing at home
This happened at age 15 (I am 18 now). I have full red lips, tall, slender and my ass was round like a girl and I have a very small dick (now it is 4.5"). When I got my PC I discovered this shemale things. Seeing a girl body with a big cock was awesome and after a while I found myself mas... Read full Story
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Crossdresser Caught in Act
I do not consider myself gay, nor do I think I am bisexual, but I do enjoy a nice big cock. I am not attracted to men at all and under normal circumstances find any and all homosexual activities quite disgusting, until I get really horny that is. When I get all hot and hard, I can't help but want a ... Read full Story
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Office Casual
"Good morning Ms. Anderson," Karen said as her boss walked past her desk station and into her office. "Good morning Karen," Ms. Anderson said, not even stopping to make eye contact, "I'm going to be very busy today, so I'll need you to let me know if you get any mail fo... Read full Story
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Castro - shemale goddes
Nobody would have believed the scene was true, her slender, smooth and tanned legs crossed in such a deliberately provocative way as to reveal a glimpse of crisp white panties. Her tightly fitting, classically styled little black dress cut to ensure firm large breasts were displayed to maximum effec... Read full Story
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The Gang
I had always thought of myself as female in spite of the fact that I was born with male genitlia. Even in my earliest memories where I had witness sex, I identified with the female in the relationship. As a small young child, I had always longed for womanhood each time I heard a woman sing or especi... Read full Story
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My lifes story, which I want to share it with world!
Since my childhood very beginning every time when I see female to which I am attracted to, I imagine how I would go down on her, I just love to do enjoying it for hours. I am obsessed with cunnilingus and I do it with passion!... and then this happened... I'm still writing my full movie scene abo... Read full Story
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DÉBUTS INNOCENTS
"Avez-vous pris votre vitamine, ma chère ?" Ellen a appelé de la salle de bain. Je me frottai le sommeil des yeux et ramassai le flacon de pilule, roulant un gros comprimé dans ma paume. "Ma pilule de cheval ? Je le fais maintenant." "Avez-vous déjà remarqué une différence ?" "Non. Les vitamines ... Read full Story
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SISSY POUR UN JOUR ⚧️ ⚧️
Certains appelleraient cela une crise de la quarantaine... même si je n'ai que trente-cinq ans et j'espère que je n'ai pas encore atteint le milieu de ma vie. Certains me traiteraient de pédé... bien que j'adore bouffer la chatte et baiser ma femme. Certains appelleraient cela de la curiosité.... Read full Story
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My first shemale encounter
I remember the first time I found myself in bed with a shemale. I had just broken up with my girlfriend. I was lonely, I was horny, and I had zero intention of finding myself in another relationship with a woman. When I told my buddy, Bob, he told me he knew just where to take me to solve this. So ... Read full Story