Boy Meets Girl

"Don't be," Dave said.

Brad sat up straight. "What did you say?" he asked his brother.

Ignoring Brad, Dave told Jenny, "I want to see you again. I want to go out with you. If you'll have me, I'd like to be your boyfriend."

"Dave!" Brad called, horrified, "she's not a girl. She's a guy!"

"What do you say, Jen?" Dave asked his date.

Jenny nodded vigorously and hugged him to her with urgency and passion. "Yes," she gasped. "Oh, yes, yes, yes!"

"Dave, she's not a girl," Brad repeated. "She's a chick with a dick!"

Dave gave his brother a long, hard look. "Say that again, and I'll whip your ass," he replied.

"You're not dating a fucking transsexual," Dave declared. "I won't let you."

"You can't stop me," Brad replied.

"Oh, yes I can. If you do, I'll tell everyone you're dating a shemale freak."

Stephanie glared at Brad. "He's not the only one in your family who's date a transsexual," she told him. "I'm one, too."

"Yeah, right." Brad said.

"You'll keep your mouth shut about Brad dating a transsexual," Stephanie threatened Brad, "or I'll let everyone know that you, too, have dated a transsexual--me."

"You forget I've sampled your wares. You have a pussy, not a cock and balls."

"That's only because I've had sex-reassignment surgery," Stephanie explained. "I'm a post-operative transsexual. Jenny, on the other hand, has decided to retain her original equipment."

"You still won't tell anyone anything," Brad said. "You don't want the world to know your little secret."

"Wrong again," Stephanie replied. "Jenny and I were just waiting until she graduates from high school, which she'll be doing in a few weeks, anyway. If she outs herself a little ahead of schedule, it won't be a big deal, right Jen?"