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First time with CD when I wanted tranny
(True story)I got in touch with an asian tranny online (as most people do lol). I've always had an attraction towards trannys, especially really sexy black ones which appear in porn but i've never fulfilled my fascination. I'm straight and have slept with the sexiest women going but have a curious s... Read full Story
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Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020
Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020 No one in this story is based on anyone alive or dead. It is a work of fiction and should not be read by minors. I appreciate the kind efforts of many of my friends who cast a welcoming glance over the initial writings. I owe you all a big debt of thanks. Prolog... Read full Story
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The Babysitter's Secret Part 2
Two months had passed since Jenny and I had first made love on that fateful, snowy night. At least once a week, occasionally many more, Jenny and I had found time to be alone and indulge in our secret affair. I had never believed any sexual experience could be greater than our first time together bu... Read full Story
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Salacious Sarah
Joe Dodge walked down bustling Market Street in Philadelphia in awe. Joe and his wife Tammy moved here 4 months ago from a small town in Alabama. The 24 year old man missed his hometown but at the same time he marveled at the sights in the big city. It was Friday evening, he always went straight hom... Read full Story
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The Society
I met her during the summer. I was only nineteen and working to save some money for college. I had been raised by my grandparents who had both passed away over the past year. After the burial costs I was far from wealthy. My parents weren't around so I was on my own at a young age. I had moved a cou... Read full Story
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Betrayed Chapter 4
I really wasn't surprised when Dianna directed me into the parking lot at Ringers. It was only a few blocks across town from my new home; a five-minute drive, if the traffic wasn't killing at the time. Consciously, it had not been a factor in my decision to take the new place. Sub-consciously... wel... Read full Story
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Jobsite surprise
The other afternoon I went to deliver an estimate for a large gardening job I had been working on. When I arrived at the house I rang the bell and waited. There were two cars in the driveway but no answer at the door, so I walked around the back to the pool. As I came around the corner to the large ... Read full Story
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Freak House Superstar Come Fest
Kiki and Ty Blaze were doing their thing. They were living on their love and passion, literally. The couple had taken their love, passion and desire to please one another and turned it into their livelihood. They had become stars in the world of underground porn. Their production studio, Nasty Nigga... Read full Story
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Forced Entry
Danny sat at the bar of the Holiday Inn nursing his fourth double scotch, espousing to the man beside him the reasons why his company was the best designer and distributor of accounting software in the world. Danny was a large man in his forties and was running to fat. He was dressed in a travel-... Read full Story
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Duchess of Lamore Part 2
First Morning in the Palace The next morning he awoke in a strange bedroom. Portions of the night before slowly seeped into his brain. There were girls, he remembered that. There was that drink. That drink had messed him up. He shifted around on the huge bed and felt his head screaming at him. He... Read full Story
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Domination Island Part 5
The man who belonged to Serena woke with a start. It was dark and very warm and he was covered in sweat. Another nightmare, another recurring hellhole. These dreams were all the same. Beautiful women running at him and he was unable to move. And they all had enormous penises, rock hard and drip... Read full Story
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Barbie Jo Adventures Part 6
Saturday When I woke up, I was alone in Harley's bed. I went to the bathroom for the usual thing when you first wake up in the morning. I looked at myself in the mirror and saw me, a guy. I felt embarrassed being in Harley's house with no makeup on. I had a quick shower, borrowed Harley's razor t... Read full Story
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Francis Meets a Black Stud Part 2
The first story was easy and this one went by pretty well. If you have any thoughts or suggestions for where Francis should go in installment #3 email me. I will respond to your email and sometimes I will send out previews of what I am working on if you treat me right. Thanks. As I was walking to... Read full Story
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Hot Slutty Sissy
Hello, It’s me, and. I am about to make a big decision and right now I am dedicated to my fantasy. I got a call today from one of my ex boyfriends. I got so horny when I heard his voice that my nipples turn to steel. My titties seem to respond to the sound of his vibrating baritone. I couldn’t refu... Read full Story
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Late Night Snack (Touch me in the morning)
I was awakened abruptly by someone banging on my door at 1am. At first, I thought it might be Harry, the man who replaced Mr. Cobb in my bed a few nights ago. He had been persistent and horny constantly. I think it was because fucking trans women like me was new to him and he hadn’t got enough of th... Read full Story
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Bull Fucked
I have been trying for a while to get my friend Deon to completely let go and fuck me at his full potential. He is bigger than most of my BBC admirers and his skin is lighter too. With his lean muscular body over six and a half feet tall and his ten-and-a-half inch dick, I knew he could take me to a... Read full Story
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Duel With the Devil, Chapter 20 of The Greatest Liar
Duel With The Devil This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), celebrities, places, residences, neighborhoods, restaurants, legal agreements and proceedings, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any r... Read full Story
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Lust and Love with Leona
This is a work of fiction. * The days after I fucked with Leona I spent alone. She has told me that she was going for shoot in the Bahamas for a week. I was a man who had everything in terms of material comforts, and there was not a girl I couldn't pull in a bar. But I found that I could not s... Read full Story
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A Slut Awakens
The day began like any other; I woke up, showered, wrapped my towel around myself and sat down to begin applying my makeup. I stared at myself shocked at the transformations I had undergone the past few weeks, my beautiful feminine body so smooth and curvy it could put even the most finely molded ho... Read full Story
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The wonderful adventures of miss K: Down by the river...
Miss K and Tracy walked through the park by the Gateway Arch, content to spend a nice spring day enjoying the outdoors instead of another piece of flesh. Tracy had one a pair of short, tight daisy dukes with a light pink crop top that showed off her tight stomach and nice legs. Miss K herself... Read full Story
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Black Transsexual Power Deux
Oh, man. I'm starting to like this too much. Those were my exact thoughts as my sexy girlfriend Linda Johnson worked her nine-inch, uncircumcised Black dick up my ass. I stroked my eight-inch cock as she gave me the ass pounding of a lifetime. My king-sized bed was stained with the fluids issuing fr... Read full Story
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Black Transsexuals Rock
Yvette Seraphim is the name. I'm a big and tall, dark-skinned and big-bottomed young Black woman of Haitian descent living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. People often say I resemble Tennis Champion Serena Williams, only taller and curvier, with more booty. I take that as a compliment. I... Read full Story
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First Gay Experience
Me and a buddy decided to go see a rock concert at the Great Western Forum (that's what the Staples Center was called back then). I was 21 at the time, horny all the time and could never get enough pussy. So we go to the concert in our own cars since his brother lived nearby and he was going ther... Read full Story
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Continua mi mundo Tv
Como les decía a mis 20 años ya era otro mundo, ya compraba mi propia ropa intima femenina mas que todo ropita muy chica, pues siempre he sido muy delgad@, a esta edad aun era virgen pero con hombres ya que aproximadamente a los 17 le robe un consolador a una tía, "les admito que ha sido uno de ... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife
My name is Ginger and my main stud is Keith, a truck driver, who is only in town once a week. We have and ongoing role-playing fantasy that we carried out whenever he was in town. I am his dutiful ideal housewife who is perfect in every way. My talents excel in both the kitchen and the bedroom. I fi... Read full Story
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MON SECRET RÉVÉLÉ ⚧️ ⚧️
C'etait ma propre faute. Comment ai-je pu être si stupide ? Je m'appelle Karl. J'ai démarré une entreprise Internet il y a douze ans. J'avais travaillé comme représentant d'un fabricant pour une maison de courtage spécialisée dans les marchandises importées. Je pensais que mon entreprise ne faisa... Read full Story
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I got humiliated in a catfight
Im a crossdresser and I am very feminine and extremly dainty. I was attracted to a man at a park I went to. He knew I was a crossdresser. I would always say hi when I saw him, but that was it. One day he asked me(on a rainy day as I was getting in my car), do I have a boyfriend am I bi, he wanted to... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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Police House Call
My heart was beating a mile a minute when I heard the knock on my door. I was hoping that it might be Beau, or Larry, or if I’m lucky it would be Tom Cobb. He asked me to call him Tommy. I had been thinking about him recently. Bo and I had banged the night before, but I was as horny as ever. Larry w... Read full Story
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Lady Denisa's Gang Banged
The young black youth aged eighteen was lying on the bed while I mounted him for the third time that day. I used his cock and muscular body shamefully to bring myself off with no thought for his pleasure. Kenny was my toy boy, an aircraftsman from the base my husband commanded when he wasn't away on... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 6
In my rare moments of leisure in the weeks following my close encounter with death, I had had little opportunity to talk about it. Of course, the police had asked perfunctory questions, and I had testified at the coroner’s inquest, but until my next appointment with Dr. Erika Wright, I had not... Read full Story
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THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF MISS K: QUEEN OF THE ROAD
Miss K drove the car through the Midwestern countryside, enjoying the early spring breeze that leaked through the SUV's window as it blew through her platinum blonde hair. Her tits were held up by the tight, white, midriff-baring top she wore that stopped just below the lower curve of her tits... Read full Story
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Kitten: A Pantyboy StoryKitten: A Pantyboy Story
It's easy now to look back and play armchair psychiatrist and see where my fetish for school uniforms and cute cotton panties started, but it wasn't until I met MISTRESS that I realized exactly how deep that fetish was ingrained in my mind and soul. Mistress knew I was a pantyboy after the first ... Read full Story
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Lady and the Cop continued
The next night Regina got a visit from. Larry the cop who openly declared war on shemales and trannies. He was working a homicide where a trannie friend had been killed in her apartment. Larry was a known shemale hater and he never failed to express his opinions. Tonight he was in her apartment to ... Read full Story
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Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
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The Gang
I had always thought of myself as female in spite of the fact that I was born with male genitlia. Even in my earliest memories where I had witness sex, I identified with the female in the relationship. As a small young child, I had always longed for womanhood each time I heard a woman sing or especi... Read full Story
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Tourmenter ⚧️ ⚧️
Sasha attendait avec impatience ces vacances en famille depuis peu de temps. L'invitation était courte mais faisable et même si elle se sentait un peu pressée à son goût, tout se passait bien. Elle adorait sa caravane. 'Glamping'... camping glamour... convenait à son idée du confort e... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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A LA DÉCOUVERTE DE L'AMBRE ⚧️
J'ai toujours aimé la lingerie féminine. De regarder des catalogues à voir des copines le porter, j'ai adoré le look et la sensation de la lingerie sexy et soyeuse, mais pour moi, cela a toujours été plus profond. À 18 ans, j'ai essayé ma première paire de culottes, oh mon Dieu, c'était merveilleux ... Read full Story
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RELATION FÉMINISATION ⚧️ ⚧️
Chaque garçon ou fille en grandissant découvre de nombreux faits étonnants sur le corps humain. Comme beaucoup de garçons, je les ai découverts aussi au moment où je me suis masturbé pour la toute première fois. Je ne savais pas ce qui arrivait à mon corps à l'époque, c'était très agréable, mais c'é... Read full Story
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COMMENT NATHAN EST DEVENU NATALIE ⚧️ ⚧️
Je m'appelle Natalie mais ce n'est pas le nom avec lequel je suis née; c'est plutôt le nom que ma femme m'a donné quand elle a fait de moi sa "sœur" et sa poule mouillée cocu peu de temps après notre mariage. Mon vrai nom est Nathan mais c'est un nom que je préférerais ne plus jamais utiliser parce ... Read full Story
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Discovering Amber Chapter 2
My life is a never ending cycle of tease and denial since I was discovered by Ms. Allison. When I wake in the morning I am curled up in bed with Ms. Allison's naked body while I am dressed in a satin nightgown. I slip out of bed and walk to the guest bathroom where I have to lift up the long nightgo... Read full Story
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SOUS LE CONTRÔLE DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime se tournait et se retournait dans un sommeil agité, ses yeux fermés et son visage grimaçant alors qu'il luttait avec ses rêves. Normalement, il s'endormirait paisiblement au son d'un podcast bourdonnant, mais pas dernièrement. Bien qu'il ne le sache pas, chaque nuit, sa psyché ... Read full Story
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REGARDE-MOI MAINTENANT ⚧️ ⚧️
Il y a quelques années, à mi-parcours du premier mandat du président Pelosi, j'ai surmonté mon inclination habituelle à éviter les risques et j'ai accepté une invitation à visiter l'appartement de deux femmes - de parfaites inconnues - qui venaient de découvrir que j'aime porter des culottes. Becky ... Read full Story
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The Making of Erica - Sperm Loving Crossdresser
Confessions of a Crossdresser I am a crossdresser. It is an addiction. I’ve tried, but I really can’t stop myself: fantasies, endless looking at pornography, shopping, dressing, masturbation, and inevitably, seeking men to please. I have only sucked cocks, but over a hundred at my las... Read full Story
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fuck by my best friend's family
= Part 1. Alice's father = My name is Onikky 28-year-old Shemale from ASIAN, this story only shares the first experience of making love. The story begins when I first moved to a big city, looking for a new atmosphere, I don't have a place to live that I know is only my friend's name Alice who ... Read full Story
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LE NOUVEAU COIFFEUR ⚧️ ⚧️
Carla et moi venons de déménager. Elle voulait se rapprocher de la clinique où elle travaille en tant que spécialiste de la FIV. Bien que cela signifiait un peu plus de trajet pour moi jusqu'à la bibliothèque où j'ai travaillé la majeure partie de ma vie d'adulte, j'étais heureux de ... Read full Story
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A Certain Perception
Kyra was not the girl of my dreams. I never DARED dream a woman that good would just walk into my life. She was smart, sassy, vivacious, intuitive, resourceful, and a real 'people person'. We met in an Internet chat room called "Working Girls". We're not talking about the kind you find in ... Read full Story
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My dream pt 2
A few hours later I woke up and realized that I had fallen asleep. Sydney must have also fallen asleep as she was still in my arms. I tried to get up with out waking Sydney but that wasn't possible. She woke up and quickly put on her nightie so she could walk me to the door. When we entered ... Read full Story
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"SISSIFIED": 12 JOURS DE SISSY-MAS
JOUR 1: mardi 25 C'était le matin de Noël quand j'ai entendu frapper à ma porte, ce qui était, bien sûr, très étrange à dix heures du matin. À midi, j'allais chez ma famille pour Noël, et j'avais rarement des visiteurs inattendus. Toujours dans ma robe, je me dirigeai vers la porte et fus s... Read full Story
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Family Frolic
FRIDAY My sister and her husband wanted to take a few weeks off in the sun and asked me to look after their kids for a while. I'd move out of my tiny apartment and into their house for the duration. As I was still living off my severance and they had a nice spread with an indoor pool and a h... Read full Story
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Revenge is Sweet
Henry Stewart was thirty five years old, married to a very attractive woman who'd given him three kids, he owned and ran his own very successful computing company in San Diego, "Stewart Computing", meanwhile he owned a large house in the wealthy small town of River Falls. All in all, Henry... Read full Story
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My aunt made me a transvestite
My aunt and uncle lived two doors down from me when I was growing up. They had a son one year younger than me. We played together all the time and I was at his house or him at mine all during the summer months. My aunt was a big woman, she was 6ft. tall and weighed around 165. She was even taller in... Read full Story
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FACTEURS INFLUENTS ! ⚧️ 💞 ⚧️
Ma femme, Jill, était à Denver pendant douze jours pour assister à un séminaire médical pour les chirurgiens plasticiens et ne devait pas revenir avant quelques jours. En raison de son travail, elle assiste à plusieurs séminaires, à l'intérieur et à l'extérieur de l'État, parfois un jour ou plusieur... Read full Story
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Angel & Victoria
Angel was a beautiful young girl living with two of her best friends, Monica and Amanda. All were transsexual, and the three shared everything together, from clothes, their sexy intimates, lovers, and each other's bodies. Angel was the youngest, at 23, a Japanese anime lover and the most... Read full Story
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My Descent
This is the first time I've told my story publicly. I wrote this maybe 3 years ago, and have shared it with one person. I used to cross dress in my hotel room while away on business trips. I'm a fat bald 46 year-old who looks ridiculous dressed up in ladies underwear. When you're obsessed, tho... Read full Story
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A Night to Remember
I have always had a strong fetish for stockings, garters, sheer panties, heels and other sexy lingerie. I've always required my women to dress this way for me. Even when I walk through the lingerie section in a department store or Fredrick's and I can't help but want to look at the panties and stock... Read full Story
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Young Crossdress, Meets His Daddy
Well I am 28 year old male, not in best of shape. I can still run a mile in under 15 minutes, and I work 3 to 4 times a week. I try to stay in shape a little bit. Well that is enough about my physical appearance. I am also married to very beautiful wife, who I love more then the world. We have very ... Read full Story
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Fantastic Weekend - First Touch
It finally worked! After a year of posting ads on Craigslist, and what I'd decided was my last attempt, I got results. It was short and to the point, "Panty Sub Seeks Oral Top." As is normally the case, I got a lot of one-line responses and picture requests, but buried in there were two gu... Read full Story
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Retail Therapy
It began, as many of these stories do, with a pair of panties. I love lingerie as much as the next girl, but never overly indulge, as money was a little tight. My new husband Alexander and I had finally settled into our post-college lives and were reasonably well off, but had a plan to pay off colle... Read full Story
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Jenny, Melissa and Me
I’m watching you on the screen, Jenny, as you pull down your pretty nylon panties with the floral prints and spread your legs. Your brunette hair hangs down around your lovely eighteen year old face, smiling as your labia open wide and you begin to rub your clitoris, all the while smiling, and... Read full Story
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Halloween Double Cross
It all started off so innocently... My wife Jo, tall, slim, blonde, aged 40 with 34DD tits and the sexiest big ass imaginable, works as a doctor. Her hours are long and arduous. She often comes home completely worn out. Only during the holidays does she tend to recover her sparkle. She is gorgeou... Read full Story
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The Weekend
The weekend A story inspired by the very sweet and sexy samantha satine and my beautiful wife Part 1 - The preparation samantha packed her suitcase with her usual attention to detail, makeup, lingerie, wigs, but no dresses. Her head was confused by this, Master D had given her instructions... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 08
A story by MicheleNylons (Crossdresser must comply with jailhouse heavy.) "You!!!" Eddie screamed through the bars, then laughed. "Well done girls, quite a show, I really enjoyed that; and so did Michele obviously," he said snickering and pointing at the tent in the front of my skirt caused by... Read full Story
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SISSY POUR UN JOUR ⚧️ ⚧️
Certains appelleraient cela une crise de la quarantaine... même si je n'ai que trente-cinq ans et j'espère que je n'ai pas encore atteint le milieu de ma vie. Certains me traiteraient de pédé... bien que j'adore bouffer la chatte et baiser ma femme. Certains appelleraient cela de la curiosité.... Read full Story
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UNE POULE MOUILLÉE POUR SARAH ⚧️ ⚧️
Sarah et moi avons grandi ensemble dans le même voisin en tant qu'amis d'enfance. Nous menions tous les deux des vies assez protégées, chacune avec des mères célibataires qui nous élevaient et suivaient un enseignement à domicile. Nous n'avons pas eu les cours d'éducation sexuelle ou les commérages ... Read full Story
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Beryl's birthday suit
I tried on my sister's panties when I was 12. They looked so cute, so sexy.. I couldn't help myself. I tucked my dick between my legs and pulled them over my hips, delicately positioning them just like a girl. They felt yummy! When I saw the shiny, lacy pink briefs in the mirror - snug, flat pu... Read full Story
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Unforgettable First Time
I am in my late thirties and have known for a while that I have a sexy body. I'm 5'11", slim and athletic with little cherry butt and shapely legs. A lot of women have told me my body is sexy. A few men have mentioned it too. Sometimes I get photo-snapped at the pool or the beach. I've been luc... Read full Story
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My First Time Out Part 4
It was Sunday morning at eight o’clock when the phone rang. Shayna’s eyes felt like they were glued shut but managed to answer the phone on the third ring. “Morning,” said Shayna as she was still half-asleep. “Good morning Shayna. This is the Bell Captain calling.... Read full Story
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A Game within a Game Part 2
The first steps A few weeks later, after their 'special' marriage, on a Sunday morning, while having breakfast in their glasshouse, Helena asked Rob: "Are you up for a game, dear?" She watched Rob with some caution because she knew from the past, that 'games' did not always end well.... Read full Story
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Becoming Marie Chapter 2
After my encounter with Kevin at his office I knew that I wanted more. I had my own place and had started to build up a nice collection of lingerie which I would often wear while wanking to my slowly built up collection of porn. This was before the age of internet so it was sometimes hard to get por... Read full Story
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Discovering Amber Chapter 3
There have been very few times in my life I have been terrified and today was definitely the tops on that list. Ms drove us to the mall and as I watched she walked around the front of the car and opened the door for me. I looked up to see her hand extended toward me. "Practice getting out li... Read full Story
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Don/Dawn of the Dead
I did all of the 'normal' things first. Checked all the doors, checked all the stores, closets, back hallways, stockrooms and bathrooms for zombies. Made sure everything was sealed off. Established a base inside the mall to operate from. Made an escape plan. Hid some of my guns and ammo in a cache w... Read full Story
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Dormant Desires
As I drifted off to sleep, I recounted the events from the last several hours. I'd flown in to see Allegra earlier that day, desperately needing a vacation from work. She'd been gracious enough to let me stay with her while I unwound and relaxed a little. When the plane landed, I found myself at the... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife chapter2
My sweetheart Keith is back from his road trip and we were about to make up for lost time. He didn’t even want me to fix dinner. Instead he said that we would order pizza later. Meanwhile we started making out right there on the couch. We were both horny and anxious to get next to each other. I felt... Read full Story
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ROBE MAGIQUE ⚧️ ⚧️
💞 EMILY 💞 J'étais en colère sinon je n'aurais jamais désobéi à mon mari Rob (Robert ou Rob, jamais Bob). Non pas qu'il me battait ou me dominait, juste qu'il dirigeait les coups, et aimait particulièrement que je sois belle pour lui. J'étais une fille plutôt grande, c'est-à-dire p... Read full Story
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MAÎTRESSE VICKY ⚧️ ⚧️
*Clac* *Clac* *Clac* Le bruit de mes talons sur le carrelage de la cuisine me distrayait juste au moment où j'avais besoin de me concentrer. Ma femme, ou Maîtresse Vicky comme je dois l'appeler désormais, m'avait laissé pas mal de corvées à faire aujourd'hui. Je venais de finir de... Read full Story
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MON SOUS-DESTIN ⚧️ ⚧️
Quelque part au milieu de la vingtaine, j'ai réalisé que les femmes avaient du pouvoir sur moi. Les commentaires de mes amis parlaient de conquêtes féminines - je n'avais pas de tels sentiments. J'ai été obligé de renoncer à mon pouvoir d'homme et de me soumettre à leur pouvoir de femme. Ma se... Read full Story
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Elaine & Me
- Chapter One – Our First Meeting - I had two weeks to go before the final degree exams and I was working hard. Perhaps too hard, because I desperately needed a break from the hours and hours of revision. It felt like I just couldn't take in any more detail about Quantum Mechanics or Solid ... Read full Story
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Eve Quest Part 2
Chapter 6 I tossed and turned all night sleeping for short periods, but afraid I would oversleep or that the clock wouldn’t go off. About 4:30 I got up. I reasoned I’d need some extra time anyway so I got started. I sat on the toilet thinking about my douche. Somehow a douche seemed s... Read full Story